David Moyes is Lucius Vorenus.

Sooo.....I was watchin Timmy Howard and the Everton boys take on Jay Demerit and his Watford squad. They kept cutting to the managers of each respective team - David Moyes and Aidy Boothroyd. All soccer matters aside, when Moyes comes on screen I thought I was watching the HBO series ROME.....tell me they do not look a lot alike. If you read into things way too much as I do pretty much all the time, then that means Moyes is a conflicted badass Roman soldier and right-hand man to Julius Caesar. My verdict: they will qualify for Europe this year.






I will come back with a recap of some Premiership games and a couple more news bits.